老外翻譯的「三字經」

人之初： At the beginning of life,
性本善： Sex is good.
性相近： Basically, all sex are the same.
習相遠： But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教： If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷： Sex will leave you.
教之道： The way of learning it
貴以專： It is very important to have be faithful to one partner
昔孟母： Once the great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處： Choose her neighborhood to avoid bad influence.
子不學： If you don't learn,
斷機杼： Your organ will become useless.
竇燕山： The famous Mr Dou
有義方： Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子： All his five sons took it.
名俱揚： And their sexual ability were well known.
養不教： If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過： It is the father's fault.
教不嚴： If they are not taught in a serious manner,
師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them the details.
子不學： You may refuse to study this,
非所宜： But that is a real mistake.
幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為： You will lose your ability when you get old,
玉不琢： If you don't exercise your organ,
不成器： It won't become hard and strong.
人不學： If you don't learn sex,
不知義：You can't enjoy its true meaning.